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Date Posted: 11/6 8:49pm Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
Ostrich_Stapler posted:

 

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Date Posted: 11/6 11:28pm Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
You should spend more time thinking about the definition of "riddle."

 

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Date Posted: 11/7 12:16am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
TheStatueofArlon posted:
Okay, what has 2 heads, 3 purple tails, 7 legs of which 4 are green, and the other 3 are orange, and can shoot water out its ear?



A fig mint of your imagination posted:
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Date Posted: 11/7 1:13am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
That doesn't make any sense as a riddle Arlon.

 

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Date Posted: 11/7 1:21am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
What's it got in its pockets, eh?

 

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Date Posted: 11/7 1:58am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
DarthLowBudget posted:
That doesn't make any sense as a riddle Arlon.


Do I smell irony?

 

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 Date Posted: 11/7 2:55am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
Evil_King_Wiggins posted:

How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?


sad sad sad *Points at sig*

 

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Date Posted: 11/7 10:01am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?



All of it.

 

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Date Posted: 11/8 2:56am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape?
A: Elephant x Grape x sin(theta)

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a mountain climber?
A: You can't cross a vector and a scaler!

 

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Date Posted: 11/8 3:02am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
Sean: plain doh!

Hey Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?

 

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Date Posted: 11/8 6:55am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
Miana Kenobi posted:
Evil_King_Wiggins posted:

How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?


sad sad sad *Points at sig*

don't be sad hugs
we always turn the wrong way tongue

 

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Date Posted: 11/8 9:05am Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"Amy Fisher."

"Amy Fisher wh-"

BANG!!!

 

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Date Posted: 11/8 12:54pm Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.

 

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 Date Posted: 11/8 2:09pm Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
If the door is ajar and there's a fly in the jar and you close the door, what happens to the fly?





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sad


 

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Date Posted: 11/8 2:18pm Subject: Weird jokes and riddles that make you think
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

 

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