Author Topic: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
Date Posted: 12/9/08 8:44pm Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
*pondering good-naturedly and intently, taps a finger against her chin in appropriately musing fashion* Hrmmmmmm, well, if ever there was an apt enough time of the year where one might be only ever more prone to wonder about it, and to as likely as not and of course if your reaction's anything like mine still is, wind up more than a wee bit confuzzled and perplexed and generally beyond baffled by the whole thing, because I'm guessing tha tespecially to those of us possessed of a certain Haydenly inclination would it seem something only ever more puzzling, then - though apparently, well, I would have to say as maybe we're not, as it turns out, necessarily the only ones who are left wondering, and at something of a loss to fathom it besides.... Because, well, heck, even just this past weekend my mom evcen commented on it to me, and I thought she rather hit the proverbial nail on the head with it, too....when she was remarking on the fact....that there aren't any official Haydenly calendars out there!

I mean, honestly, it just doesn't seem right at *all*, at least in my experience and goodness only knows I've spent all sorts of time and effort just trying to find *any* official or "sanctioned" Hayden calendars of one sort or another, but so far and even for all the diliget and tirelessly devoted, sometimes even downright desperate scouting-around I've been doing and apparemtly for *years* now, it feels like, well....darned, then, if I've been able to lay desirous eyes or equally and lustfully covetous hands on anything of the sort, aperfectly regular, everyday, entirely ordinary-enough calendar just like any other, then....just, you know, of the *Haydenly* variety in particular, for the very life of me I'm - simply at a *total* loss to fathom it why we apparently can't find any such thing over this-a-ways....clearly it's not for any particular *lack* of us wanting it and lusting after it, mind you. wink

By all rights, though, I just - I can't quite wrap my head around it, truthfully, that here it seems like they have calendars out there of fair every other stripe and sort imaginable, there's this tremendous variety and no mistake, so realistically I just can't see any reason why, *why* they....apparently wouldn't have come out with a Haydenly calendar to boot, or at least not that I've ever seen nor heard of any ovcer this-a-ways, at any rate. I mean, *honestly* now, if they can....what, have - *models* and firefighters and goodness only knows whoever else, with their own calendars, then....the fact that we don't seem to have anything *Haydenly* there, well....I officially call that a travesty pure and simple, and a truly sad lack and then some. happy It just doesn't seem the least bit *right*, is all, and heck....if even other people like our moms and dads and whover else are actually noticing it, realizing the sad lack of the Haydenly calendar, well....what does *that* tell us, indeed.... wink

And, ohhhh, aye, of course - I do presume as undoubtedly the whole reason my mom did mention it at the time, just casually bringing it up in the course of conversation - they haven't come out with a Hayden calendar yet, have they, to which of course I theatrically winced and uttered a heavy, forlorn sigh and had to say, alack-and-alas, no, not that I know of....aaaahhhh, ut still, though, somehow I don't doubt as what actually drove her to wonder and ask about it - was, I should think, because she'd undoubtedly been looking about for just such a calendar to give me for Christmas, in which case can I just say....*awwwwwwwwww*, how I loves my mom, truly....how she, both my parents and even my whole family actually, are very much with the aiding-and-abetting of my Haydenly love and lusting....heck, they're the ones who gave me my pride-and-joy treasured Hayden autograph, which even now is framed and in place of honour, inches away from me on the desk, so yeah....only all the better then, I'm sure! grin *gleeful*


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Date Posted: 12/9/08 8:49pm Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
Hello fellow Hayden fans! grin Hi, I'm Bacon!!! QUI-DAWN!!! grin I've wondered about the calendar thing for a long time too, we need some good Hayden calenders. Preferably with shirtless pics!!! grin Hell, pantless too! Hayden's a beast. happy

 

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Date Posted: 12/10/08 11:28am Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
Yes, Bacon164. applause You have the right spirit! Who wouldn't love to see a calendar full of shirtless and pantsless Haydens? drooling

 

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Date Posted: 12/11/08 8:21pm Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
farrellg posted:
Yes, Bacon164. applause You have the right spirit! Who wouldn't love to see a calendar full of shirtless and pantsless Haydens? drooling


Underwearless? raised_brow

 

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Date Posted: 12/11/08 8:30pm Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
he can sport a condom.

 

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Date Posted: 12/12/08 6:14pm Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
Bacon164 posted:
he can sport a condom.


OMGIKR?

That is hot.

WAIT NO..

A picture of Hayden Christensen and Robert Pattinson.. both.. (PM me and I'll tell you insted)

 

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Date Posted: 12/13/08 3:29pm Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
That's a wonderful idea: a calendar dedicated to both Den and RPattz. It would be two hot guys- scantily clad and in suggestive poses- for the price of one. drooling

 

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Date Posted: 12/13/08 3:51pm Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
farrellg posted:
That's a wonderful idea: a calendar dedicated to both Den and RPattz. It would be two hot guys- scantily clad and in suggestive poses- for the price of one. drooling


That is sooo hot.

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Date Posted: 12/14/08 12:27am Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
farrellg posted:
That's a wonderful idea: a calendar dedicated to both Den and RPattz. It would be two hot guys- scantily clad and in suggestive poses- for the price of one. drooling
You've got the right idea there farrellg! drooling
That would be a dream come true. hypnotized love silly

 

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Date Posted: 12/14/08 12:42pm Subject: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
Ani_Lover posted:
farrellg posted:
That's a wonderful idea: a calendar dedicated to both Den and RPattz. It would be two hot guys- scantily clad and in suggestive poses- for the price of one. drooling
You've got the right idea there farrellg! drooling
That would be a dream come true. hypnotized love silly


I would TOTALLY want to see them both "scantily clad and in suggestive poses"!

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Date Posted: 12/21/08 10:58am Subject: RE: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
*brrrrrr'ing with great enthusiasm and vigor before eagerly and impatiently curling up with the heating blanket and a mug o' chai tea, mmmmmm, such decadent deliciousness* Hrmmmmmm, well, I certainly will allow it that - it really *is* quite gloriously and festively nice out there just at the moment, 'twould seem, and I've certainly no complaints or issue with it *that* far at least, what with the simply splendid and actually quiteseasonally apropos blast of real winter we've been having recently - snow, snow, glorious scrunchy soft snow, strange but true it does just irresistibly make me think some very teasingly and tantalizingly Haydenly things all over again too, I find....mmmmmm, yes, even just so much as a blanket of fresh-fallen snow turning everything into a true winter wonderland as far as ever the eye can see, as likely as not it really *does* tend to get me thinking in some very predominantly Haydenly directions in really no time at all....talk about the frolicking, and the *ravishing*, ahem. wink

So certainly then, ye-es, no doubt of it - at least I do tend to find, anyway - that for just some strange and indefinable and wonderful reason, having ourselves a lovely little blast o' winter and being positively buried under nice soft scritch-scrunchy snow, well....it really *does* put me very muchly in a Hayden mood and frame o' mind - mmmmmmmm, a merry little snowball fight, no doubt....mmmmmmmm, frolicking....*mmmmmmmm*, even just the thought of him all sprinkled with even the merest smattering of fresh-fallen snow like little hints of gleaming diamond....mmmmmmmm, yes, positively and entirely *lickable*, I must say, there's simply no two ways about it, and goodnes only knows I absolutely *would* be gladly doing precisely that, even though to be sure I'd probably be by no means *stopping* with just that, ahem....I mean, honestly, I'm sure there's rather more fun and all sorts of delights and - stimulation, if you will wink - which could no doubt be had there....putting snow and *Hayden* together. wink love

But oh, oh, also - for sure and certain then, even apart from that and thus for however much it *is* admittedly quite the fabulous little winter wonderland out there....which generally I don't mind in the least anyway, what with all the frolicking and snow angels and snowball fights and the like, tee hee! - and o' course that's all very well and good, perfectly satisfactory in itself, but....mmmmmm, well, on the pther hand though I do have to admit as - maybe it is rather a wee bit brrrrrr-nippy out there, rather quite a lot biting and chilly and outright arctic now that I think about it, and - mmmmmm, ohhhh, yes, certainly no doubt of it also that if *ever* there was....probably a time when we'd likely be wanting nothing more than to just curl up all nice and warm and cozy-like....with something appropriately *Haydenly*, in one form or another, well....IU certainly can't think of a better or more stimulatingly satisfying way to wile away a howling blizzard outside....than to do it with *him*, inside! happy

I mean, honestly, just in general I can't at all think of a better or more stimulating and exciting and quite satisfyingly, richly and dearly and deeply pleasurable way in which to stay all nice and warm, good and cozy besides....mmmmmm, ye-es, ne'er a better way by far to go about it than, of course, to cozy up with the Haydenliness for a good long while, and at the very least it's something I've been mightily tempted and *very* muchly and gladly inclined to do over the last little while anyway, that even if it's however cold and frightful and arctic outside, all's I need to do is just curl up all nicely and intimately cozy with my Haydenliness-by-way-of-DVD....and, why, that simply does *wonders* to have me feeling all deliciously warm and pleasantly tingly-like in no short order, then, I must say. Curiouser and curiouser, I'm sure.... wink *impish giggle*


Dawn. (currently long-savouring and holding very near and exquisitely dear the singular and simply *cherished*, and oddly quite provocative general idea....of Hayden, a rpig of mistletoe and....a Santa hat....and that's it.... wink )

 

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Date Posted: 12/26/08 6:49pm Subject: RE: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~ - Date Edited: 12/26/08 7:07pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Qui-Dawn
*sighs wistfully, if good-naturedly yearningly* Mmmmmmm, well, of course I can't imagine how it likely was for anyone else and thus whether perchance some other folks might've found themselves on the receiving end of at least a wee certain somethin' of the distinctly Haydenly variety this Christmas - like, to be sure, if I suppose at least in *theory* someone didn't yet have their full and heartily, satisfyingly complete Haydenly DVD collection and so for whatever reason which I'm sure for the very life and limb o' me I never would be able to fathom - I mean, heck, speaking for meself personally, all's I know is that it would probably confound the pretty living daylights out o' me if, indeed, there still existed someone out there, much less anyone around *these* parts in particular I should think, who was for whatever bizarro world reason still apparently lacking something of the Haydenly variety to help make their DVD collection well-and-truly complete....I mean, honestly, how could such a thing happen?
....aaaahhhhhhhh, really now, I ask you.... wink *snickering* I mean, heck, speaking for my own part at least, all's I do know and thus feel fairly confident in saying is that if I knew for a single second that there was in fact something out there of the Haydenly variety, something that I fairly and desperately *needed* to help make the ol' DVd collection truly cherished and complete so's then at least I could rest easy and content enough in knowing that I had all the Haydenliness, be he a dashing young upstart of a troublemaking Italian rogue with slyness in his eyes and mischief sharp and vivid behind his smile, and that simply splendid spark of the distinctly devilish there to him in general....or mmmm, well, yes, for sure and certain too it could perchance be in the likes of an accomplished and enterprising fine soul with the heart and the will of a lion enough even to overcome the weakness or the failing of the body he's in, with courage and endurance in the face of even the greatest horrors....
....or for that matter, too, it might even perchance be in the very smolderingly and darkly, rough-and-tumble rawly charismatic and [;ainly, positively poetically outspoken and very refreshingly and reassuringly forthright likes of....a Musician, perchance, possessed of such a velvet and brandy voice and an unassuming and wholly unpretentious honesty and an easy, intriguing, darkly mysterious and endlessly provocative compelling charm all his own, then, and *mmmmmmmm*, yes, quite, and so of course if ever *anything* of the sort, then, be it of the darkly and broodingly troubled variety or even the distinctly manipulative and insidiously, almost unnervingly charming but still totally irresistible and utterly captivating variety or really *anything* in between, then, still I feel the main thing and likely the paramount concern here surely is....well, just to actually be good, sure and certain that one really *wasn't* missing out or sadly lacking any such thing of the Haydenly variety, then....
I mean, honestly - David, Lorenzo, Sam, Clay, the Musician, the vision of purrfection and positive divinity known as His Anakinliness, natch, and so *well* - it seems to me that having the full and complete and perfectly, healthily complete and well-rounded collection in that case, from start to finish as 'twere, really is the best and also very muchly the *only* way to go, that's the only way I, for one, could ever imagine having it anyway - hence, to be sure, in turn probably only all the reason why truth be told it likely *would* puzzle and confound the living heck out o' me and I'm just not sure how *anyone* could ever do it, then - heck, I'm not sure as I'd ever even *want* to know, eeep, the horror! happy - to ever find themselves with....a collection maybe lacking something Hyadenly after all, or a collection which might have been until, oh....let's say only just yesterday, I suppose it could be....
....still, though, to be lacking really anything of the Haydenly variety like that, compelling Clay or delicious David or luscious Lorenzo or succulent Sam or really *anything* of the sort, then, I just....how could anyone ever suffer a hole lilke that in even their DVD collection, I suppose is what I'd be most tempted to wonder....I mean, *eeep*, talk about the kind of thing fit enough to keep one lying awake at night....surely. wink *chuckling*Still, though, hey, even so I suppose that - well, if when all's said and done maybe if those who perchance did have a Haydenly DVD collection or some such which might've been a wee bit lacking or which had a bit of a hole in it *before*, hrmmmm, I suppose that's all been well and taken care of *now*, eh?.... wink Mmmmmmm, yes, I suppose 'tis entirely possible that someone simply *must* have had themslves a purrrrfectly decent little Haydenly Christmas in some form or fashion, anyway....I don'yt know as I necessarily did, meself - ack, how frightful!....
....even though, to be sure, I'd imagine as that likely is due in more than substantial enough part to the pure and simple fact that, well....when one already is possessed of really *everything* Haydenly in terms of the ol' DVD collection - which is very much the case so far as I can tell, even though to be sure I have to reckon as I am still missing having "Higher Ground" there in my collection, high tine indeed *that* happened, and then some....even though, to be sure, I'm guessing as we're all suffering the same sad and aching lack of it there and I haven't yet given up hope either that at least at *some* point, soon, *soon*, we surely will be seeing it out on DVd and then our collections collectively will be well-and-truly complete....mmmmmm, yes, haven't yet given up on that one, as ever we do live in hope, I'm sure. happy But, mmmmmm, yes, even apart from having something like HG in the collection which is obviously rather a loooong time coming, well....

....I guess I can see it, then, that when all's said and done it might indeed make things more than a wee bit challenging - at least when it comes to trying to wrangle at least *something* Haydenly, you know, a Denly gift of *one* kind or another anyway, I can only imagine as it would have to be - that much tougher, or it would have to take some serious doing, I'm sure - just to come up with a Haydenly gift for someone when you know as they *do* already have everything else of his at least insofar as DVDs are concerned, let's say, so....mmmmmm, yes, obviously quite the challenge if nothing else, I'd expect. wink And aaaahhhh, yes, how does that old saying go....what, oh, whatever in the world do you get the Hayden fangirl....who already has everything? grin (personally, I keep looking under the tree each year for just Hayden himself clad in a Santa hat and noithing else, perchance witn a strategically-placed sprig of mistletoe, but that hasn't happened yet....*yet*, you'll notice that qualifier, ahem.... wink )

And, well, hey - for what it's worth, too, and at least for me own part 'ere, well....of *course* I naturally would've *quite*& loved and enjoyed and obviously craved and cherished it the most by *far* and away, then, just to have actually had a full-blown Haydenly Christmas in this case.... *shrugs, accepting enough* ....didn't work out that way, I suppose, though again it might in the end just be because, well....what *do* you get the Hayden gal who already seemingly, surely has everything, right....heck, everyone already knows I have everything of his DVD-wise, I'm good and set there and no mistake....and, well, hmmmm, I suppose also that -well, since I do have for meself this absolute dear cherished *treasure* of a Hayden autograph, oh, simply *magnificent* thing and it still has true place of pride and honour right here on the desk, scant inches away from my elbow andto this very day I'm still gladly and gratefully ogling it to simply *no* end, to be sure, and....

....mmmmmmm, well, ye-es, I suppose it could very well be then that - since I already have all *that*, Hayden-wise, movies and now my absolute rare treasure of an autograph, drawn by his hand, *his* magnificent fingers curled around the pen, scrawling out his signature, *oh*....ohhhhhh, now, maybeI'm just not sure what else there possibly could be, then, or at the very least maybe just whatever else....could necessarily be - *gotten*, ahem. Even though, well, hrmm, I'm sure that *I* can certainly think of a further idea or three....re,member what I was just saying about the Santa hat and the sprig of mistletoe? Mmmmmmm, yes, *quite*.... wink grin


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Date Posted: 12/26/08 11:38pm Subject: RE: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
FarrellG is a GENIUS!

(hayden and rpattz should do a video, though)

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Date Posted: 1/7 11:17pm Subject: RE: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
farrellg posted:
I'm glad that Twilight has blessed us with a guy as hot as Robert Pattinson. Of course, he isn't as hot as our main man Hayden, who would have been the hottest vampire of them all. drooling Vampirism is inherently sexy, with all the sucking that it involves. Had Hayden been a vampire, he would have been simply irresistible (as Rob is).


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Wonderful. You all are my wavelength it seems (maybe it's just a popular one?) Edward is way hot, in a sweet kind of way in my opinion. I'm a huge Twilight fan and getting into those books now, although so far I like the movie portrayal version of Edward better than his characterization in the novels.

I'll be sure to check out that chat forum, Anakins-girl. Sounds like a lot of fun! We could even set up a chat sometime.

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Date Posted: 1/9 8:04pm Subject: RE: ~*~ The Hayden Christensen Fan Club of the JCC ~*~
ROTSFan posted:
farrellg posted:
I'm glad that Twilight has blessed us with a guy as hot as Robert Pattinson. Of course, he isn't as hot as our main man Hayden, who would have been the hottest vampire of them all. drooling Vampirism is inherently sexy, with all the sucking that it involves. Had Hayden been a vampire, he would have been simply irresistible (as Rob is).


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Wonderful. You all are my wavelength it seems (maybe it's just a popular one?) Edward is way hot, in a sweet kind of way in my opinion. I'm a huge Twilight fan and getting into those books now, although so far I like the movie portrayal version of Edward better than his characterization in the novels.

I'll be sure to check out that chat forum, Anakins-girl. Sounds like a lot of fun! We could even set up a chat sometime.

TTYL, Peace rose


(omg the site theme is pokemon! how kawaii)

And Twilight is the most amazing book ever!
And Robert Pattinson is like TOTALLY hot, but since this is off topic.. well, Hayden is just as hot! ^^

(they should totally do a *i cant say it on this site* video)

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